...in sideburns.
To adequately pull off the transformation from James to Gertrude...it has been deemed necessary to raise my sideburns and thereby lower my self-confidence.
And I...the committed artiste that I am...shaved off my gingersnaps...and lo and behold...my cheeks are now barren...lots of skin and surface area...like big white Wagon Wheels...only less dimpled...and more jam...less biscuit crunch.
It will take some getting used to, readers. And I am sure you will all struggle along with me in my plight...donations can be made at Sideburns for All at their website http://www.sideburnsforall.com.au/.
Lend a hand...or a chop.
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