The Art of James Antonas

A gigolo trapped in a haystack...

You asked for it...well, not explicitly...but it was implied...well, I took your silence as consent so it was more inferred than implied...but still...I listened...more to my own ego rather than any real or actual voices...but James Antonas, the Stephen Tobolowsky of his generation, is returning to the stage!

Yes, you heard right.

No, I haven't lost weight...but thanks for asking.

Yes, I am looking after myself.

But enough of these idle pleasantries...I'm doing a show...and not just any show...Table Manners!

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I know you've never heard of it, but that's not important...it's a play about...stuff. Stuff happens...leading to some other stuff...and I play Norman...that's all you really need to know.

And it's a comedy...apparently.

Here's an article...with a photo of me in it...bonus!

Mmmm...thought provoking.

Here's a picture.

Pretty, no?

Anyway...you should totally come and see it...and I'd love to see you there...but don't bring that guy you brought last time...you know, the one with the eyebrows...he was way too intense...really brought the vibe down, sure it was a holocaust themed gay fantasia memory play, but still...there's intense and then there's licking-your-face-personal-space-intrusion intense...ya dig?

So here are the details...it's on at Essendon Theatre Company (address on the pic) on 25, 26, 27 and 28 November and 2, 3 and 4 December 2010...it's pretty damn cheap for what amounts to nearly two hours of James Antonas...book NOW by calling Eileen on 9330 4808 or emailing essendontheatrecompany@gmail.com, they're waiting for your call/email...so do it NOW.

And remember...just one ticket purchased will help to feed my malnourished and underfed ego...do something generous...boost, inflate, engorge, arouse my ego...it's the only humane thing to do.

Consider it an act of charity...like donating to Greenpeace...or dating an ugly person.

Do it!